Being the speeding philanthropist he is, Sean at Grim Cycle Salvage will be offering up slow poke salvation via an 883-1200 conversion sale. $999 will buy your post-iron/pre-rubber Sporty a little more pep so you don't get left behind like a bad lay. All of this, provided by a man who's built more motors than you've scored chicks. Give Sean a shout for details --- 801.669.8184.
(Sorry for the shameless homie plug... but not really.)